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VOTER ID -




I NEED TO TAKE AN OBAMA - Liberals are no-brainers




" YOU DIDN'T BUILD THIS DESK....SOMEONE ELSE DID.....RESPECT IT ! " -




PROVE YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT - by voting for ANYone but Obama!




OBAMA MAKES SOLDIERS PAY FOR ELECTION YEAR -




11 GM JOINT VENTURES IN CHINA - Your tax dollars at work creating jobs--- IN CHINA! ELECTIONS MATTER




"BRING OUT YOUR DEAD" - Democrats launch offensives against voter ID laws and wiping dead voters off the registered voter lists as November approaches.




ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES - 2012 Has More Than Most




HIS DESPICABLE, DESPERATE CAMPAIGN OF DIVISION, DIVERSION, DEMAGOGUERY AND LIES - is ZEROING in on defeat as his poll numbers drop from the sky




OBAMA'S WEEK IN REVIEW - Lowest polls ever. Gas passing $4, Chevy Volt still can't sell. Deficit $3.5 trillion higher than thought. Obamacare cost doubles. Afghanistan unravelling. Phoney "War on Women" claims Maher instead of Limbaugh.




SPOILER ALERT- RUN UP TO THE 2014 MID-TERM ELECTIONS -




" I WILL STAND WITH MY MUSLIM BROTHERS " - 2012 Democratic platform advocates talking to Hamas, a 'Palestinian' 'right of return' to 'Israel proper,' 1949 armistice lines and a capital where?




NUMBERS DON'T LIE - 53% stated they'd at least consider Obama in 2012; 45% said NO WAY! However, among registered voters the number changes... 47% say NO HE CAN'T in 2012!


TAGS: 2012 elections obama fired
Rating: 3.67/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 7:30 pm
Yup, those numbers don't lie. A democratic majority of voter re-elects Obama... How did this observation work out for you? hahahahahaha


" 2013 IT'S CHANGED " -




SPOILER ALERT! RUN UP TO THE 2014 MID-TERM ELECTIONS -




" FOUR MORE YEARS OF OBAMA " - Idiots, now i have to be saying for the next 4 years... 'I told you so'.


TAGS: 2012 u s elections themuslimbrotherhood whitehouse goingtothedogs
Rating: 4.6/5

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simplegenius - November 7, 2012, 1:17 pm
lol didn't work the first 4 years of I told ya so. this time though they can't reelect him so I guess it is almost better.


DEMOCRATS ANTICIPATING THE ELECTIONS- JUST LIKE THE TALIBAN ANTICIPATED A BOMBING RUN -




2012 ELECTIONS -




VOTING IS THE OPIUM OF THE MASSES - Obama is the reason why stupid people shouldn't vote.




" NOV 2012 IT MIGHT BE CHANGED FOREVER " - IT'S UP TO YOU !




2014 MID-TERM ELECTIONS: ONE LAST HURRAH! -




BILL CLINTON: DON’T BLAME OBAMA, HE’S “NOT HOUDINI”. - Houdini might have got the country OUT of debt.




REPEAL OBAMA - in 2012




TEA PARTY CANDIDATE TED CRUZ WINS IN TEXAS - Apparently Governor Rick Perry doesn’t know Texans!




2014 Elections -


TAGS: rachel maddow 2014 elections colorado senate race commentary
Rating: 4.2/5

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OTC - November 15, 2014, 5:00 pm
Or 'I will post a bill online so you can read it before I sign it"
Cyberhagen - November 15, 2014, 12:53 pm
or "This will be the most transparent administration in history", or "I will not appoint lobbyists", or, Don't cross the red line Bashir Al-A$$ad, or else..". or.. I could on.
OTC - November 5, 2014, 7:56 pm
Oh oh, how about "it's Bush's fault!"
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
or how about when Harry Reid said all the people who told horror stories about obamacare were liars?
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:49 pm
Or any of these: http://www.politifact.com/personalities/barack-obama/statements/byruling/false/
EmmaRoydes - November 5, 2014, 7:45 pm
Or maybe If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan.
crankyhead - November 5, 2014, 4:19 pm
"If you repeat a lie often enough, it can become truth…" You mean like State run death panels and Kenyan birth certificates?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2014, 1:50 pm

Considering some of the behaviour around here lately I'm understandably on edge. Nows not the time for cow tipping if you get my meaning.
OTC - November 5, 2014, 9:55 am
Relax moo, I'm just rattling your chain
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2014, 8:17 am

I don't vote on Posters, but thanks for a**uming that.
JGalt - November 4, 2014, 11:43 pm
She insists that voting fraud does not exist. If you repeat a lie often enough, it can become truth, despite the stories about machines changing republican votes to Democrats. Yet we never hear of the opposite happening
OTC - November 4, 2014, 11:16 pm
Strange how my posters just get approval and already have 1 lion votes, mod low balling posters?


" DEFINITION OF TOTALITARIANISM " - Personality cultism.Regulation and restriction of speech.Control over the economy. Mass surveillance, political repression. Regulate every aspect of public and private life. politics




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UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS - Last month the "good news" forgot to include California Stats. Now it looks like Frankenstorm Sandy will prevent the DOL from issuing October's numbers until after the election


TAGS: stealing elections
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 30, 2012, 1:48 pm
Wow...I almost forgot about the economy. Weird...Clinton would have been able to brag and want to keep it on that...Obama wants to..ummm...blame Romney?
JGalt - October 30, 2012, 6:54 am
party all the time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiGjE4_k0jI&feature=player_embedded


TEXAS INMATE KEITH JUDD - got 40% of votes against Obama in WV primary. Anyone but Obama!




THE CLOWN - Continues to campaign/push a failed jobs bill to reflect on his historically bad record. WE.WILL.NOT.FORGET.




Chelsea Clinton 'Its time for a woman in the White House' -


TAGS: 2016 elections
Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - June 14, 2013, 8:39 pm
If she did not say that when Sarah Palin was running for vice president, then Chelsea needs to keep her mouth shut, get barefoot and pregnant, get in the kitchen and know her place in life...'cause that's how her father treated other women


" GLOBAL WARMING & GREEN ENERGY SCAM " - Obama: "I will be very clear in voicing my belief that we're going to have to take further steps to deal with climate change in a serious way."




If Obamacare is such a wonderful thing -




" HOMARUS AMERICANUS OBAMAUS " - One Half Doesn't Know, What the Other Half Does.




DEMOCRATS SO "COOL" & IN STYLE - THEY LOST 7 OUT OF 10 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS 68-08!




" RORSCHACH INKBLOTS " - Make more sense than Obama pushing for Solar Energy. German and Chinese Solar Firms Battle for Survival.




liberals eminent facade -




Your Vote Counts? -




REPUBLICANS CRITICAL OF NAVY'S 'GREAT GREEN FLEET', $26 A GALLON FUEL. - The so-called "drop-in" fuels are derived from seeds, algae and chicken fat. Anyone interested in a bridge for sale?




OBAMA: NO NEW WARS … UNLESS ‘ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY’. - Ambassador Rice is basically telling Russia and China, that the U.S. is ready to act as it did in Yugoslavia 13 years ago and launch military actions against Syria.




Campagin Finance -




SPOILER ALERT- RUN UP TO THE 2014 MID-TERM ELECTIONS -


TAGS: 2014 mid term elections
Rating: 4.88/5

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RonaldReagan - May 8, 2014, 2:59 pm
Ain't that the truth. Back from Costa Rica fellas. This weather is for the birds.


2014 MIDTERM ELECTIONS -




NOVEMBER 6, 2012- WELCOME BACK, AMERICA! -




THE MESS: HE'S GETTING US OUT OF IT. -




YOUR CALL - Elections have consequences.




" COMPLAINTS MOUNT AGAINST MICHELLE O’S NEW LUNCH MENU " -




Republican defeats democrat -




" THEY TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M AN EMPTY CHAIR " - I still remember the good old days, When they talked about me' Like a Dog.




HUNCHED : TO ASSUME A CROUCHED OR CRAMPED POSTURE " - Michelle "That’s the man I see in those quiet moments late at night, hunched over his desk, poring over the letters people have sent him."




" THE COMMUNICATOR-IN-CHIEF " - White House trip director Marvin Nicholson handed the president his personal iPhone, Mr. Obama couldn't get it to work.


TAGS: obama 2012uselections smartestpresidentevah makebelievepresidency
Rating: 4.43/5

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starryeyedguy - September 12, 2012, 10:48 am
That's not an iPhone.


" YOU WILL BE MONITORED " - "Emperor" Obama circulating draft of executive order on cybersecurity.




ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE FUTURE- THE STORY OF A MID-TERM ELECTION -




" LIBERALS & DEMOCRATS YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE " -




Voter fraud is more epidemic than we realize! -




Why does it always come down to the lesser of 2 evils?!? -


TAGS: hillary christie politics government elections
Rating: 4.2/5

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JGalt - November 17, 2013, 10:13 am
not a little, try a lot!


HE MIGHT BE RIGHT ON THIS ONE! -




MID-TERM ELECTIONS -




“ GERONIMO EKI ” - "At Last! I Got Their Attention Off That Phony Birth Certificate"




" FORWARD " - I I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee an ice cream parlor. Feed me! Feed me!




CREDIBILITY FAIL - 2012 is a comin, end of an error!




2010 ELECTIONS - It sucks to be a Democrat.




THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM - Its been pretty obvious for a while now.




" V.P. BIDEN : "I PROMISE YOU, THE PRESIDENT HAS A BIG STICK. I PROMISE YOU." - President Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."




STRICT CONSTRUCTIONISTS - That's funny: I don't see any mention of unlimited campaign contributions by secret donors anywhere in the Constitution.




NOVEMBER 2ND -




RMS DEMOCRAT CONGRESS - In what is thought to be the last known image of the house of reps as they set sail for the Nov elections.




AHHHHHHHH - That's much better!




THE REACTION -




ELECTIONS - A sinister collectivist plot in which people collectively decide matters with a collection of ballots.




IN GOD WE TRUST - Have Faith, God Will Chose The Winner Between The So-Called Christian & The Admitted Mormon.


TAGS: god politics america sheople elections
Rating: 3/5

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SethMythrax - September 22, 2012, 5:41 am
Not at all, but then again he isnt running for Prez is he. Be funny though having an admitted Mormon running a so called Christian Nation that isnt Christian anymore..........
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:24 pm
do you have any problems with Harry Reid running the senate? He's a mormon too!


VOTE FIXING -




FEAR - Hey whatever works, right?




PIRATE PARTY - Because who loves freedom more than Pirates?




The face you make... -




Foreign influence -




THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE -




LOL -




San Fran Insanity -




illegal democrat voters -




Promises Promises -


TAGS: elections campaign promises candidates screws
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 2:37 pm
Sorry...don't think bitcoins count.
Cannabal - December 8, 2014, 3:54 am
Would you like to make a campaign contribution? ;)
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:59 pm
You 5crewing with me Cannabal...don't ever tease a female voter.
Cannabal - December 6, 2014, 8:18 pm
And like any woman, there's nothing voters like more than a good 5crew.


U.S. Presidential Elections -




Elections have consequences -


TAGS: won elections
Rating: 5/5

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BUCKO - January 16, 2017, 12:48 pm
Indeed.
Aurielius - January 16, 2017, 10:05 am
For someone who studied the classics it's strange that he never understood the concept of Hubris.


Democrat Dilemma -




None of the above -


TAGS: us midterm elections
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - November 8, 2014, 2:39 am
Elections should also be held two weeks after we do our taxes (April 15) to remind us why we are voting for folks (or not)


said no democrat ever -




Qualifications -




electoral fraud -




Voting: -




Australia: -




Choices -




Congressional Decrepitude -




Democrats are against voter registration and I.D. -




more like "Failure" -




Those darn Republicans and their war on women -




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